We know you have not heard from us yet.
We want to let you know we are two cats that live in the same house as Emma and P and that specimen that is not a cat, Charlie.
We like living in our house.
We used to go outside regularly.
But now we don't.
We are permanently on the stairs now.
We watch that specimen that is not a cat walk up and down the living room and hall like he owns it. We try to eat our food but he comes in the kitchen and interrupts us.
We then have to pretend we are cats out of a cartoon and spike our hair up with hair gel so that he, that specimen that is not a cat, will leave us alone.
We would like to send out a protest to ask you to support us in making that specimen that is not a cat into a cat that meows, not barks, and lets us just go about our business.
If you would phone those people from Cats Protection for us, that would be a bonus.
Thank you, Humfree and Izabela. (sorry, we cannot spell our names properly. We blame Emma and P for giving us long names. We would have preferred Tom or Kat(e) )
2 comments:
About time you made an appearance! You cannot be outdone by a creature who barks. Now get BOTH of your pictures on here. And Humps, did you ever notice your mother has never put a picture of you on msn, despite years of loyalty?
Really!!! She's a witch, isn't she?! I do love her to bits though - she's my number one fan....Izabela gets in the way sometimes - I just beat her up and go up to Mum for MY cuddles.
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