Feb 28, 2007

An Original Cat Joke by P

P was sat in the car sales garage having a cup of tea with the very nice, shiny-shaven-headed. blue eyed dealer chatting away when she looked out of the window and saw a stray cat wandering around the cars. She asked the dealer if they knew the cat and they said yeh, that one's often about sniffing at tyres.

P looked again only to find that the cat had started licking petrol that was on the ground. The cat started rushing and bounding about the place running up and down the forecourt until it suddenly dropped down on its side and just laid there.

Emma: "What happened to the cat?, was it dead?"

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Pauline: "No, it'd run out of petrol!"

Cue - P nearly wetting herself with laughter in the living room last night....

Was that funny? or is it just us?!

3 comments:

Alison said...

Yes, but my concern is: is the cat alright?

Anonymous said...

LOL. I DID ask P that, then I asked if the whole thing was made up. She nodded her head in agreement & carried on crying with laughter....

Anonymous said...

Well Danny found it VERY funny too, but i've banned him from drinking petrol......he's an energetic enough springer as he is !!